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ITP: WE ARE MATURE
Null Pagoda: HEY GUESS WHAT
Null Pagoda: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb20.jpg
OH takeru papa: I ALREADY DID
OH takeru papa: IT WAS DELICIOUS
Null Pagoda: I KNOW :C
Null Pagoda: I'M STILL SORE.
OH takeru papa: ME TOO ]B
OH takeru papa: WHY ARE YOU SORE
Null Pagoda: I THINK YOU MISSED THE JOKE PAPA
OH takeru papa: ...
OH takeru papa: did i eat your anus?
Null Pagoda: slkdj;jrkajkrlg
Null Pagoda: oh god i can't breathe
OH takeru papa: DID I??
Null Pagoda: I CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT MY ANUS
OH takeru papa: dskjlfhkj;fdsK:lJDFK;LSJFKL;J
Null Pagoda: BECAUSE YOU ATE IT
Null Pagoda: YOU KILLED ME PAPA
OH takeru papa: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUU
Null Pagoda: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-screwdriver.jpg
Null Pagoda: NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO DO THAT TO GET OFF
Null Pagoda: GOD KNOWS YOU CAN'T DO MAMA
OH takeru papa: fjdks;fdsklfj
Null Pagoda: skof
OH takeru papa: skofskofskof
Null Pagoda: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Null Pagoda: STOPS COPIES ME
Null Pagoda: THE GAME
OH takeru papa: FUCK
Null Pagoda: :'D
Null Pagoda: I BEAT YOU PAPA
Null Pagoda: NOW RETURN TO ME WHAT IS MINE
OH takeru papa: /poops ur anus out
Null Pagoda: I CAN'T POOP WITH THAT
Null Pagoda: IT'S POOP
OH takeru papa: THE POOP COUNTERS THE POOP
OH takeru papa: AND
OH takeru papa: UH
OH takeru papa: IDK WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS
Null Pagoda: IT'S POOP
Null Pagoda: I CAN'T POOP OUT OF A POOP
Null Pagoda: I'LL NEVER POOP AGAIN
OH takeru papa: BUT IT'S AN ANUS
OH takeru papa: THAT I POOPED
Null Pagoda: BUT IT'S POOP
OH takeru papa: IT'S POOP COVERED BUTT
Null Pagoda: NO
Null Pagoda: IT'S POOP
Null Pagoda: ACTUAL POOP!
OH takeru papa: KSLD;JF;DSLKJF
OH takeru papa: MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE )B AS I TRY TO NOT LAUGH BECAUSE I'M SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY DAD
Null Pagoda: POST THIS ON LIVEJOURNAL OH MY GOD I'M DYING
Null Pagoda: I CAN SEE YOUR FACE NOW


inb4 girls don't poop

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Pedosaurus Rex: so like, i went to the schoolyard heroes show at the seattle tattoo expo, rite?
Pedosaurus Rex: and since it's full of adults, there's naturally beer there, rite?
Pedosaurus Rex: SO NATURALLY, PEOPLE GET REALLY REALLY DRUNK, RITE?
Pedosaurus Rex: but normal people should not get drunk enough that they start dry humping against the stage while the band is trying to perform. ]8<
Pedosaurus Rex: especially when they're two girls and i'm standing right next to them
endlessrebirth:: ...
endlessrebirth:: ...
endlessrebirth:: DX
Pedosaurus Rex: EVEN THE SINGER WAS LIKE O_O
Pedosaurus Rex: and the bassist tried breaking them up by whacking them with his bass.
Pedosaurus Rex: BUT IT DIDN'T WORK
Pedosaurus Rex: they eventually left
Pedosaurus Rex: then came back
Pedosaurus Rex: and one of the girls was all up on this guy and he had to hold her up as she grinded against him
Pedosaurus Rex: and then after the show
Pedosaurus Rex: they were three-way making out in the photobooth
Pedosaurus Rex: and aly and i ran past them screaming
Pedosaurus Rex: and she was like OH GOD OH GOD HE LOVES ME
Pedosaurus Rex: and then outside
Pedosaurus Rex: she was rubbing her boobs against another fat guy's boobs B|
Pedosaurus Rex: THAT IS MY EXCITING STORY
Pedosaurus Rex: /end

Pedosaurus Rex: omg lol so like
Pedosaurus Rex: when the show was over and the band was starting to leave the stage
Pedosaurus Rex: it got quiet RIGHT WHEN I SAID
Pedosaurus Rex: "soooo... how about those lesbians?"
Pedosaurus Rex: and then from the stage i hear
Pedosaurus Rex: "SHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Pedosaurus Rex: and I lol'd ]8
endlessrebirth:: lol
endlessrebirth:: why do you have so many stories? 8D
Pedosaurus Rex: because it was terrifying and epic at the same time ]8



I LIKE HOW I NEVER POST TO THIS THING UNLESS I HAVE SOME RETARDED STORY TO TELL. I was laughing my way through like, four Schoolyard Heroes songs, and was hyperventilating and couldn't breathe. 8|

Lol, been busy with RL, RP and work. SO HOW ARE YOU, FLIST?

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